Good things about working late

• You get to be first to use the restroom after the cleaners
• No one minds if you listen to Chinese folk music on your workstation's CD-ROM drive
• You don't have to step outside to take a personal call
• You can practice Spanish with the custodians
• Sunsets are really pretty from the west side of the building
• You don't have to pay to leave the parking garage after 7:00
• You have a clear shot at the last break room cookie everyone avoided all afternoon
• There's less ambient glare after the sun goes down
• You don't get hung up behind other people's jobs at the plotter
• You get to find out when other people really leave