Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Ow, my head

Did this consultant use a buzzword generator to write his report?  I don't think you can parody this kind of stuff:

    "So far, however, a combination of device-centric and network-resident barriers have conspired to suppress attachment rates beyond the initial corner-office inbox junkies," said David Kerr, vice president of the company's Global Wireless Practice, in a statement.

    "While improved data economics coupled with expanding device portfolios from Microsoft Mobile partners, Symbian camp evangelists and aspiring Asian vendors all augur well for the future," he added, "no dominant paradigm has yet emerged to transition these PDA users into true converged device solutions customers."

The link to the article follows, but I already read it -- it still doesn't help much translating the gobbledygook above.

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