Detectives to Hunt, Kill Deer Eating Flowers
UPDATE: The family is making a punctuation exercise out of this headline.
Detectives to Hunt, Kill Deer-Eating Flowers
Detectives to Hunt Killdeer Eating Flowers
Detectives to Hunt, Kill Deer, Eating Flowers
No one is asking why criminal investigators are hunting deer anyway. Our azaleas (thought to be victims of said deer) weren't that valuable, really.
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